Are you talking to me?"

she said passing by"

, you ... you ... next to the bald-headed guy,

"I think you're real gorgeous ...

that flaming red hair

Is exceedingly beautiful and really quite rare.
"I love the way that it curls round your face,

And the way that it seems your ears to embrace,

And the way that it darkens the green of your eyes,

And the way on your cheek that a loose tendril lies."
She took a deep breath as she paused in her stride,

Her lips slowly parted, her eyes opened wide,

She smiled as she whipped the wig from her head,

"If you like it so much, here, you wear it instead."

Are you talking to me?" she said passing by

Yes, you ... you ... next to the bald-headed guy,

"I think you're real gorgeous ...

that flaming red hairIs exceedingly beautiful and really quite rare.
"I love the way that it curls round your face,

And the way that it seems your ears to embrace,

And the way that it darkens the green of your eyes,

And the way on your cheek that a loose tendril lies."
She took a deep breath as she paused in her stride,

Her lips slowly parted, her eyes opened wide,

She smiled as she whipped the wig from her head,

"If you like it so much, here, you wear it instead."

Are you talking to me?" she said passing by

"Yes, you ... you ... next to the bald-headed guy,

"I think you're real gorgeous ... that flaming red hair

Is exceedingly beautiful and really quite rare.
"I love the way that it curls round your face,

And the way that it seems your ears to embrace,

And the way that it darkens the green of your eyes,

And the way on your cheek that a loose tendril lies."
She took a deep breath as she paused in her stride,

Her lips slowly parted, her eyes opened wide,

She smiled as she whipped the wig from her head,

"If you like it so much, here, you wear it instead.

" Are you talking to me?" she said passing by"

Yes, you ... you ... next to the bald-headed guy,

"I think you're real gorgeous ... that flaming red hair

Is exceedingly beautiful and really quite rare.
"I love the way that it curls round your face,

And the way that it seems your ears to embrace,

And the way that it darkens the green of your eyes,And the way on your cheek that a loose tendril lies."
She took a deep breath as she paused in her stride,

Her lips slowly parted, her eyes opened wide,

She smiled as she whipped the wig from her head,

"If you like it so much, here, you wear it instead.

" Are you talking to me?" she said passing by"

Yes, you ... you ... next to the bald-headed guy,

"I think you're real gorgeous ... that flaming red hair

Is exceedingly beautiful and really quite rare.
"I love the way that it curls round your face,

And the way that it seems your ears to embrace,

And the way that it darkens the green of your eyes,

And the way on your cheek that a loose tendril lies."
She took a deep breath as she paused in her stride,

Her lips slowly parted, her eyes opened wide,

She smiled as she whipped the wig from her head,

"If you like it so much, here, you wear it instead."

The stereo played slow love songs

The candles were aglow

He certainly was cooking something up

But what? I did not know
As he led me away from the kitchen

My hopes began to crumble

When he took me to the main bedroom

I heard my tummy rumble

He set me down upon the bed

And then to my surprise

He grabbed a blood red silken tie

And wrapped it round my eyes
I started feeling worried

This was not his normal behaviour

What could be for dinner here

And what could I find to savour?
I could hear him rustling round a bit

What was taking him so long

I’d known him over six months now

But could I have judged him wrong?

Did he have a darker side?

Was he into kinky stuff?

Well everything here seemed OK

I knew I just had to trust
Then I felt his hand so gentle

As he slowly released my blindfold

I opened my eyes and before me Was such a sight to behold
He had totally turned his body

From his crown to his toenail

a savoury sensation

And in his hand... a packet of chips
Well, I could not hold back the laughter

I was rolling about in a fit

Then he held out the packet and said,

So solemn...”Would you like a dip?”
After removing the hair from the pate

To my delight it tasted divine

And he kept a supply of rice crackers

Propped up ‘tween his toes in a line

Did he have a darker side?

Was he into kinky stuff?

Well everything here seemed OK

I knew I just had to trust
Then I felt his hand so gentle

As he slowly released my blindfold

I opened my eyes and before me

Was such a sight to behold
He had totally turned his body

From his crown to his toenail tip

Into a savoury sensation

And in his hand... a packet of chips
Well, I could not hold back the laughterI was rolling about in a fitThen he held out the packet and said,So solemn...”Would you like a dip?”
After removing the hair from the pateTo my delight it tasted divineAnd he kept a supply of rice crackersPropped up ‘tween his toes in a lineDid he have a darker side?Was he into kinky stuff?Well everything here seemed OKI knew I just had to trust
Then I felt his hand so gentleAs he slowly released my blindfoldI opened my eyes and before me Was such a sight to behold
He had totally turned his bodyFrom his crown to his toenail tipInto a savoury sensationAnd in his hand... a packet of chips
Well, I could not hold back the laughterI was rolling about in a fitThen he held out the packet and said,So solemn...”Would you like a dip?”
After removing the hair from the pateTo my delight it tasted divineAnd he kept a supply of rice crackersPropped up ‘tween his toes in a lineWell I tried the cream cheese on his fingersHis belly button olives were yumBut I kept coming back for my favouriteThe guacamole smeared on his buns
He’d gone to a lot of trouble To find all my favourite thingsI especially liked the arrangementOf the cheezles and burger rings
I shared all the treats with my sweetieTowards the end I was starting to slowHe gave me a wink and suggestedI finish off with a big cheerio
Needless to say...There were no further coursesWe sent out for pizza insteadAfter sweetie had showered we ate itPropped up in our crumb filled bed
Now our relationship’s taken on new meaningAs we share in our new found delightIn fact I’ve invited my sweetieFor dessert round at my place tonight!